I just had a dream that I had sex with one of my best friends while dancing potatoes watched. Feel free to interpret this for me.
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gutsmanschoiceass: necrophilofthefuture: did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993 #i told u no running in my goddamn lobby
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
How to say Fuck You in 10 languages.
misskitlee: Kisama - Japanese As to thialo - Greek Dorme mecum - Latin Javla - Swidish Fick dich - German Cao ni - Mandarin Fuck you - English Ssibal - Korean Chodela - Hindi PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAGPAKAILANMAN! - Filipino (Tagalog)
izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to...
lavagoth: lavagoth: larry king wears suspenders to keep his shoulders from floating away
Does anyone by any chance happen to be living in Miami ‘burbz this summer? In the wise words of Donkey from Shrek: I’M ALL ALONE WITH NO ONE HEEEERE BESIDEEEE MEEEEE