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Have huge message to post to IQA office
Decide to edit text down so that you can POST IT IN RAINBOW GRADIENT WHILE STAYING WITHIN THE 60,000 CHARACTER LIMIT.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO DESIGN QUIDDITCH VALENTINES THAT I CAN PRINT OUT AND GIVE TO PEOPLE.
;)
REASONS YOU SHOULD APPLY TO BE IQA HR ASSOCIATE:
1. I’m awesome
2. I’m fun to work with
3. Miss Noa Medford is awesome
4. Miss Noa Medford is fun to work with
5. Your job is basically to sit around make things sound funny and make us laugh
6. You get to be a part of the IQA
7. You get my undying love
8. It looks badass on your resume
9. I MEAN COME ON WHO DOESN’T WANT A JOB THAT EXISTS ALMOST PURELY FOR COMIC RELIEF?!
10. Come on, please?
Therefore you should apply :)
(Yes I did specify that Noa is a girl so you all stop addressing her as Mr. Medford hahaha)
I was like “oh look a post on beaters!!! I’m a beater!! I should read this.” And then I realized I was quoted in it… Awkward.
- Beaters: protect teammates from objects thrown by the opposing team that are meant to knock them off course; throw these objects at the other team.
- How to train: “Beaters are one of the least physical positions of the game, but they should mix Keeper and Chaser training for the best…
